Welcome Friends of Alpine Valley Farm

2009-02-24T09:04:00.000-08:00

This is the beginning of a wonderful arrangement made between the farmers, or growers, and the eaters, or spiritually, nutritionally, and metaphysically hungry.
We grow the finest food in the world. How do we know? We know because we take our instructions from the Source, the Cosmic Consciousness, or the Holy Gardener. Our food is grown for culinary beauty, nutrition, and rich flavor. Our soils are remineralized from ancient rock dusts and sea beds. They contain all of God's vitamin and mineral Kingdoms directing the vital seeds of life into unlimited growth and splendor. The soils are tilled according to Thy will alone, and weeding is done by hand, by chant, by reverence for all that grows. This is spiritual gardening at it's finest, with Thy Lord as the King over our Land directing his children to raise the abundance which is to be found literally everywhere over this planet.
We invite you to inquire within our lairs of micro cosmic farming, to ask of us if you may partake in our "Bounty Basket", which is a weekly basket of cosmic food picked fresh and delivered while the life force still courses in the plants veins.
You have been directed here by higher powers of this Force, I assure you. Come join us in our daily bread, praying not to live on bread alone, but also grown with the highest thinking imaginable, and the Love of God the Giver for all of God the Gifts.

Alpine Produce

Welcome Friends of Alpine Valley Farm